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Blocks, Bottles, and Big Words: White House press secretary praises Trump for Sandbox Diplomacy

Blocks, Bottles, and Big Words: White House press secretary praises Trump for Sandbox Diplomacy

Karoline Leavitt insists only Trump can make Putin stop throwing toy tanks across the playpen.

Aug 21, 2025

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5 min read

Secretary Nome Says Border Wall Now a Giant Hot Stove

Secretary Nome Says Border Wall Now a Giant Hot Stove

Babies warned: “Don’t touch, it’s hot!”

Aug 21, 2025

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4 min read

Baby Leaders Gather for Nap Time Peace Talk, Still Wide Awake

Baby Leaders Gather for Nap Time Peace Talk, Still Wide Awake

Pacifiers dropped as Trump, Zelensky, and a table full of baby bosses promised to "try really hard" to stop the sandbox brawl.

Aug 20, 2025

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4 min read

Baby Bernie Shakes His Rattle, Yells at Billionaire Bullies

Baby Bernie Shakes His Rattle, Yells at Billionaire Bullies

Sandbox crowd cheers as he promises to take Musk’s toys away and share them with the playpen.

Aug 21, 2025

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Big Baby Summit: Putin and Trump Play Peekaboo With World Peace

Big Baby Summit: Putin and Trump Play Peekaboo With World Peace

B-52 flies overhead, rattling rattles, as baby leaders swap pacifiers and promises.

Aug 20, 2025

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4 min read

White House Babies Boast: Trump Will End War, Lower Egg Prices, and Clean Up the Playpen

White House Babies Boast: Trump Will End War, Lower Egg Prices, and Clean Up the Playpen

Press briefing swings from peace talks to potty patrol, with rattles shaking on both sides.

Aug 17, 2025

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6 min read

Baby Prez Signs Big Crayon Proclamation, Says Social Security Will Last Forever and Ever (Nap Time Pending)

Baby Prez Signs Big Crayon Proclamation, Says Social Security Will Last Forever and Ever (Nap Time Pending)

Pacifiers dropped as Trump bragged about shorter wait times, bigger piggy banks, and kicking 160-year-old ghost babies off the rolls.

Aug 17, 2025

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Baby Bernie Shakes His Rattle, Yells at Billionaire Bullies

Sandbox crowd cheers as he promises to take Musk’s toys away and share them with the playpen.

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Baby Bernie Shakes His Rattle, Yells at Billionaire Bullies

Blocks, Bottles, and Big Words: White House press secretary praises Trump for Sandbox Diplomacy

Karoline Leavitt insists only Trump can make Putin stop throwing toy tanks across the playpen.

Aug 21, 2025

•

5 min read

Blocks, Bottles, and Big Words: White House press secretary praises Trump for Sandbox Diplomacy

Secretary Nome Says Border Wall Now a Giant Hot Stove

Babies warned: “Don’t touch, it’s hot!”

Aug 21, 2025

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4 min read

Secretary Nome Says Border Wall Now a Giant Hot Stove

Baby Leaders Gather for Nap Time Peace Talk, Still Wide Awake

Pacifiers dropped as Trump, Zelensky, and a table full of baby bosses promised to "try really hard" to stop the sandbox brawl.

Aug 20, 2025

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Baby Leaders Gather for Nap Time Peace Talk, Still Wide Awake

Big Baby Summit: Putin and Trump Play Peekaboo With World Peace

B-52 flies overhead, rattling rattles, as baby leaders swap pacifiers and promises.

Aug 20, 2025

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Big Baby Summit: Putin and Trump Play Peekaboo With World Peace

White House Babies Boast: Trump Will End War, Lower Egg Prices, and Clean Up the Playpen

Press briefing swings from peace talks to potty patrol, with rattles shaking on both sides.

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