Karoline Leavitt insists only Trump can make Putin stop throwing toy tanks across the playpen.
Aug 21, 2025
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Babies warned: “Don’t touch, it’s hot!”
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Pacifiers dropped as Trump, Zelensky, and a table full of baby bosses promised to "try really hard" to stop the sandbox brawl.
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Sandbox crowd cheers as he promises to take Musk’s toys away and share them with the playpen.
B-52 flies overhead, rattling rattles, as baby leaders swap pacifiers and promises.
Press briefing swings from peace talks to potty patrol, with rattles shaking on both sides.
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Pacifiers dropped as Trump bragged about shorter wait times, bigger piggy banks, and kicking 160-year-old ghost babies off the rolls.
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