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Trump and MBS Trade Trillions at Playpen Summit, Promise Bigger Room for Show-and-Tell

Nov 21, 2025

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Trump and MBS Trade Trillions at Playpen Summit, Promise Bigger Room for Show-and-Tell

Pacifiers popped as babies cheered tanks, tariffs, and a brand-new “F47” that goes zoom.

President Wobbles to the Tarmac, Announces Cheaper Turkey and Bigger Sanctions

Nov 17, 2025

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President Wobbles to the Tarmac, Announces Cheaper Turkey and Bigger Sanctions

Nation clutches sippy cups as the press gets blasted with a full baby-bottle spray of topics.

FBI Crashes the Crib: Big Babies Bust Big Bets in “Historic” Takedown

Oct 25, 2025

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FBI Crashes the Crib: Big Babies Bust Big Bets in “Historic” Takedown

Tiny suits, big words, and a whole lot of “you’re in time-out.”

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Tomahawks, Time-Outs, and Tiny Tiffs: Trump & Zelenskyy Have a Playdate With Big Missiles

Oct 18, 2025

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Tomahawks, Time-Outs, and Tiny Tiffs: Trump & Zelenskyy Have a Playdate With Big Missiles

Sippy cups shook as two pocket-presidents debated “boom sticks” and “bedtime peace.”

Diaper Diplomacy
Diaper Diplomacy
President Trump Wobbles Into Knesset, Says “The Hostages Are Back”

Oct 14, 2025

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President Trump Wobbles Into Knesset, Says “The Hostages Are Back”

Pacifiers dropped as babies in suits clap for hours and call it “the historic dawn of a new Middle East.”

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