Aug 21, 2025
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Sandbox crowd cheers as he promises to take Musk’s toys away and share them with the playpen.
Karoline Leavitt insists only Trump can make Putin stop throwing toy tanks across the playpen.
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Babies warned: “Don’t touch, it’s hot!”
Aug 20, 2025
Pacifiers dropped as Trump, Zelensky, and a table full of baby bosses promised to "try really hard" to stop the sandbox brawl.
B-52 flies overhead, rattling rattles, as baby leaders swap pacifiers and promises.
